Elvis was a Proud, Black, Arab...

Have I got your attention? Good. Now let me break this down for ya.

Q: Was Elvis a Proud, Black, Arab?
A: No.

Q: Did Elvis want to be a Proud, Black, Arab.
A: Hell Yes!

The man sang blues songs, had bellydancer hips, wore gaudy clothing, and lived in kind of opudecadence that would make Arab royalty blush.

Respect.